Tired of failing every damn weight loss diet?
You're eager to give carnivore try and you want someone in your corner to guide you through it?
Why Carnivore?
You've done it all before, keto, calorie counting, the gym programs, and they worked for a while. Then a few months later one slip up led to a cheat meal every weekend, and before you know it you've put all the weight back on.
And now carnivore's everywhere. Your feed's full of it, and part of you wants to stop reading about it and just find out for yourself. But the more you look the worse it gets, one bloke says strict carnivore, the next says you'll die without fibre, and the fitness experts say it's too restrictive, carbs are fine, just track your calories and eat in a deficit, the same thing you've been trying over and over again. So you don't start.
Here's the truth. Every diet you've tried gave you a cheat meal, a treat, a bit of it on the weekend, and then blamed you when the bit of it turned back into all of it.
Carnivore's about as simple as it gets. Meat, eggs, dairy, eat until you're full, and the arguing in your head goes quiet.
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Stop falling for the same traps
Counting calories
You just need more willpower and discipline.
Just eat in moderation
You're not trying to get your pro bodybuilder card, are you? Weighing chicken, logging everything, doing maths at 9pm when you're already knackered. It works right up until the week you're too flat out to do it, and then it's gone.
I'll show you what carnivore actually looks like on a plate
Just eat in moderation
You just need more willpower and discipline.
Just eat in moderation
One square of chocolate always becomes the block, doesn't it. You've been told to have a bit of it by every program you've ever paid for, and having a bit of it is the one thing you've never been able to do.
We take it off the table completely.
You just need more willpower and discipline.
You just need more willpower and discipline.
You just need more willpower and discipline.
That's what they've told you every time, and it's the laziest advice in the industry. Nobody grits their teeth through Christmas, a bad week at work and a 6am start for twelve weeks straight. Willpower was never the missing piece, it was just the easiest thing to blame you for.
Let me introduce myself
Hi, I'm Joff
Hi, I'm Joff.
In 2019 I called an ambulance on myself. I was 27 and experiencing chest pain, and I was an obese Registered Nurse who struggled with metabolic health. By 1am I was in a hospital bed being told it was genetic, handed a script, and told to come back in a few years.
I'd tried everything you've tried. Calorie counting, keto, training harder, supplements. Nothing held.
I lost 40kg on carnivore and my health improved beyond anything I thought was still available to me. Nearly five years later I haven't looked back. The food was the easy part. The part that nearly beat me was every moment I'd quit before, and that's the part I coach
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